Bill Gates' liver and lights, thrown to hyenas

[perlmonger]

<rhetorical>Why can’t I invoice Microsoft for what cumulatively must be hundreds of hours of time working around (or, occasionally, ultimately failing to work around) the failings of the heap of unutterable shite that is their browser?</rhetorical>

I’m off now, to waste several hours writing an onload event handler to restructure the DOM tree of any arbitrary page using the code I’m writing, because that z-index context base bug in IE - like so many other DOM bugs - is still there in IE7.