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[perlmonger]

euugghhh....

I'm UNCLEAN!

I've just used a shim in a webshite. It's not right. I'm soiled...

/me goes away muttering about backward compatibility with prehistoric browsers, tables and other unpleasantness, and resolves to write some DHTMLed XHTML 1.1 Strict as penance.

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[perlmonger.livejournal.com]

[shuffles feet in an embarrassed fashion]

I did have an aricle published in that sadly diminished organ once. But I couldn't possibly aspire to being a net.god like Wavey [swoon]...

[systemiq.livejournal.com]

I once sent an unsolicited article there, but as it basically just said 'cunts', 'no-marks' and 'workshy' loads of times, they wouldn't use it. I also tried Computer Shopper, but I understand you have to be cuckolded and whinge about it in public before you get a foot in the door there. I might try the Guardain next. shutters seems to get stuff in there, so it can't be that hard.

[agc.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck, there goes the neighbourhood. It's alt.fan.misanthropy all over again.

Cabbage crates over the briny

[systemiq.livejournal.com]

alt.fans.misanthropy ? Is this some kind of cyber-speak, written in the OOP style ? You may be confusing me with some risen-from-the-crip gobshite here. Please conjugate to good plain American.