If you have a source of water and cooking facilities, I'm sure Bob Carr could be turned into soup eventually.
My fantasy bet is on your opening the door at the end, finding them all hamstrung and half-dead, except for Michael Howard, who would be sitting around looking pink and glossy and remarkably pleased with himself.
In a more Goldingesque scenario, I'd say Blunkett would be first for the chop as being least able to defend himself when the hunting began.
Realistically, I'd hardly know where to begin, but how about Smith as she's actually, you know, still in a position to cause trouble at the moment. The only one I consider halfway worth saving is Ken Clarke, mainly on the basis I think there is possibly still a human being lurking in there.
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My fantasy bet is on your opening the door at the end, finding them all hamstrung and half-dead, except for Michael Howard, who would be sitting around looking pink and glossy and remarkably pleased with himself.
In a more Goldingesque scenario, I'd say Blunkett would be first for the chop as being least able to defend himself when the hunting began.
Realistically, I'd hardly know where to begin, but how about Smith as she's actually, you know, still in a position to cause trouble at the moment. The only one I consider halfway worth saving is Ken Clarke, mainly on the basis I think there is possibly still a human being lurking in there.