[baaa] I was really tempted to cheat...

...and go grab a book from the bathroom or by the bed, but here's the sad truth:

First, an installation script named Makefile.PL generates a top-level Makefile and runs Apache's configure script to add mod_perl to the list of C modules compiled into the server.

from sheepthief

Grab the nearest book.
Open the book to page 23.
Find the fifth sentence.
Post the text of the sentence in your journal...
...along with these instructions.