[baaa...] Two memes in two days, perlmonger?
My result was too good not to post though:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
perlmonger sent to me...
perlmonger sent to me...Twelve tails programming
Eleven trees refactoring
Ten cats a-snuggling
Nine badgers healing
Eight politics a-cooking
Seven subcultures a-walking
Six horus a-driving
Five mo-o-o-ore books
Four random hugs
Three creative commons
Two other dimensions
...and an anarcho-cynicism in a making baby jesus cry.