Indeed. Beautiful as only the truly psychopathic can manage...
'Lightly killed' - is that the mammal equivalent of 'But mom, I only knocked one leg off! Make the cricket move some more!'?
"Put new batteries in the frog; g'wan, g'wan, it's stopped screaming." Yes, that sort of thing (except that the frogs are usually playing dead and can safely be repatriated to the stream or the pond on being rescued).
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
[arse: I'll get my tags right this time, shall I?]
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Indeed. Beautiful as only the truly psychopathic can manage...
'Lightly killed' - is that the mammal equivalent of 'But mom, I only knocked one leg off! Make the cricket move some more!'?
"Put new batteries in the frog; g'wan, g'wan, it's stopped screaming." Yes, that sort of thing (except that the frogs are usually playing dead and can safely be repatriated to the stream or the pond on being rescued).
The reference is actually from an ancient Monty Python sketch:
"We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose."
[arse: I'll get my tags right this time, shall I?]