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perlmonger) wrote2009-01-11 03:06 pm
perlmonger) wrote2009-01-11 03:06 pm
Food for Thought
Last night I dreamed that I was part of a conspiracy to kidnap all the living (and unliving, in one notable case) incumbents of the office of Home Secretary, lock them in a large room equipped only with a source of water and a few sharp knives, and wait to see who ate whom first.
I suppose we might have allowed them cooking facilities too: I expect that Bob Carr at least is getting a bit tough at 92.
Messrs. Carr, Brittan, Hurd, Waddington, Baker, Clarke (K), Howard, Straw, Blunkett, Clarke (C), Reid and Smith: who would go first? Perhaps I should make a poll.
I suppose we might have allowed them cooking facilities too: I expect that Bob Carr at least is getting a bit tough at 92.
Messrs. Carr, Brittan, Hurd, Waddington, Baker, Clarke (K), Howard, Straw, Blunkett, Clarke (C), Reid and Smith: who would go first? Perhaps I should make a poll.