Food for Thought

[perlmonger]

Last night I dreamed that I was part of a conspiracy to kidnap all the living (and unliving, in one notable case) incumbents of the office of Home Secretary, lock them in a large room equipped only with a source of water and a few sharp knives, and wait to see who ate whom first.

I suppose we might have allowed them cooking facilities too: I expect that Bob Carr at least is getting a bit tough at 92.

Messrs. Carr, Brittan, Hurd, Waddington, Baker, Clarke (K), Howard, Straw, Blunkett, Clarke (C), Reid and Smith: who would go first? Perhaps I should make a poll.

Comments

[miss-s-b.livejournal.com]

Now, interestingly, I would say Clarke would be the first to eat someone; the hunger plus nicotine deprivation combination would make him crack first. Charles Clarke would be the first one killed, I think.