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perlmonger) wrote2009-01-11 03:06 pm
perlmonger) wrote2009-01-11 03:06 pm
Food for Thought
Last night I dreamed that I was part of a conspiracy to kidnap all the living (and unliving, in one notable case) incumbents of the office of Home Secretary, lock them in a large room equipped only with a source of water and a few sharp knives, and wait to see who ate whom first.
I suppose we might have allowed them cooking facilities too: I expect that Bob Carr at least is getting a bit tough at 92.
Messrs. Carr, Brittan, Hurd, Waddington, Baker, Clarke (K), Howard, Straw, Blunkett, Clarke (C), Reid and Smith: who would go first? Perhaps I should make a poll.
I suppose we might have allowed them cooking facilities too: I expect that Bob Carr at least is getting a bit tough at 92.
Messrs. Carr, Brittan, Hurd, Waddington, Baker, Clarke (K), Howard, Straw, Blunkett, Clarke (C), Reid and Smith: who would go first? Perhaps I should make a poll.
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Howard and one (or more) of the other Conservatives would do a deal, after all he only wants the blood, so he can let them have the flesh. Not sure who he is most closely aligned with, Baker?
I expect the resulting alliance would then start on the recent NewLab lot in descending order of how much they believe them to have stolen their right wing credentials.
come over from Liberal Conspiracy (http://www.liberalconspiracy.org/2009/01/12/top-stories-and-blog-review-12th-jan/) BTW