perlmonger: (pete)
2008-01-11 05:15 pm
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pass me another split, sergeant, this one's elfed

[Poll #1119627]

[ ETA that this is an abstract question, not an invitation for a language war, though go ahead and have one if you must ]
perlmonger: (books)
2008-01-07 10:04 pm
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arse

Don’t you hate it when that happens?

I’m in the midst of reading Sound Mind and my mind turned to Queen of the States, as it would, only to find that not only isn’t it on the shelves, it’s not even in the database. So, it’s been missing for a couple of years at least. I’ve not read it for a fair while longer than that, but that’s not the point: I want to read it next.

Arse, I say.

My copies of The Travails of Jane Saint and Jane Saint and the Backlash are still about, so all is not lost, but WTF happened to the one I actually want?

[ wanders off to bed muttering ]
perlmonger: (Default)
2007-12-27 08:05 pm

On being red


On being red
Originally uploaded by perlmonger.
[livejournal.com profile] ramtops and I return, from the broadbandless (courtesy v.omit media) wastes of Norfolk, where we’ve spent a very fine five days in the home and company of [livejournal.com profile] kalunina, her wonderfully charming Harrington Gurney and, for much of the time, Harry’s granddad, Maurice. And, of course, Esk and Ptep who serenaded us across the country on the way to their new home on Saturday. They seem utterly traumatised by the experience, to the extent that they made themselves at home by half-way through Saturday night and only got antsy just before we left to come home, presumably fearing a repeat of Saturday’s forced basket insertion manœuvres. It seems Maurice’s elbow pits are an acceptable alternative for nuzzling to mine.

Anyhow, a splendid time was had by all, I missed being online not the least tiny bit, and I’m going to make little or no effort to catch up with intervening happenings on LJ: please prod if there’s anything I should read.

Happy $WINTER_FESTIVAL to you all.
perlmonger: (libdem)
2007-12-18 04:35 pm
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Is this what I didn't vote for?

Where parents, pupils and patients are in charge of our schools and hospitals.

So no change on the Tory/NewLabor consensus on trashing and sidelining teachers, nurses and doctors, then?

That’s why I will set up a network of real families, who have nothing to do with party politics, in every region of this country to advise me on what they think should be my priorities.

That’ll be Focus Groups and a direct line to Murdoch and the Mail, then?

All this and a Trident replacement! Still, my beating heart.

Oh well, at least Conference sets policy; unless that’s due for change too?
perlmonger: (sothoth remix)
2007-12-16 09:18 am
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a question

This morning’s dead rat reminded me indirectly of something I’ve been thinking about posting for a while:

Do you have any sort of abiding horror that you read in a book, or saw in a film or on TV, as a child or adolescent? The sort of thing that haunted you for years and might still give you a queasy feeling years later?

Mine, and I only have the one, is the inside-out cat in Eye in the Sky: that made me feel physically ill with horror, and pity, and revulsion, when I first read it as a teenager. It still drags itself, somehow, impossibly, across the back of my mind today.

[ shudders ]
perlmonger: (lilith)
2007-12-16 09:02 am
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10¾ oz, 308g

This morning.

Under [livejournal.com profile] ramtops‘ desk.

As dead as a dead thing, and the biggest yet; perpetrator unknown, but the usual suspects may apply.

That’s all.

[ cross-posted from the cats’ blog ]
perlmonger: (kumu)
2007-12-07 08:32 pm
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further

My last post applies to music too: listening to Show of Hands’ treatment of Widecombe Fair made me want to read Margaret Elphinstone’s The Incomer.

ETA that the online post editor really is a heap of shite, isn’t it?
perlmonger: (books)
2007-12-07 04:46 pm
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Connections

Do you ever feel an almost overwhelming urge to read another book, like right now, prompted by the one you’re currently reading? It’s happened to me twice in as many days, rereading The Name of the Rose.

The first hit was for The Book of the Night, which makes some sense with Church and Abbey, and with its temporal split between the end of the 10th Century and the end of the 20th nicely bracketing the setting of the Eco. The second, last night, was for Rats and Gargoyles. So I guess I’m on a heading either for Magick, or for general Gothick. Or both.

I’m thoroughly enjoying my second outing with the Eco, BTW; picking up a whole lot more of the Mediæval Church politics that I didn’t really take in first time round. Not enough spare hours in the day for reading, damnit.
perlmonger: (pete)
2007-12-07 08:53 am
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Where the fuck did 2007 go?

…and it’s that time again, for each month’s first post’s first sentence. It’s made realise (yet again) how little I actually manage to write on this damned thing; if I made resolutions (I don’t) and of it were 1st January (it isn’t), I might resolve to actually kick my arse in gear and get more of what I think into intarweb posts (there’s generally little point in writing about what I do, as that (while largely satisfying to me) is rarely of sufficient note to, y’know, share with the world sort of thing).
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perlmonger: (kumu)
2007-12-02 11:27 pm
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From Austin to Brissle

[livejournal.com profile] ramtops and I are just returned from Colston Hall, where we experienced an extraordinarily emotionally charged Show of Hands gig. If you were unaware, Steve Knightley’s son has been diagnosed with leukemia, thankfully one with a good prognosis, and is currently in Bristol Children’s Hospital. We weren’t expecting to see Steve - Phil and Miranda have been carrying this tour on their own - but Steve came down tonight from the Hospital, where he and his wife have been staying thanks to CLIC Sargent, and played.

If audience support has any healing effect whatsoever, Jack should be feeling it right now; the atmosphere was extraordinary both on and off the stage. Steve’s solo encore of I Promise You pretty nearly had me in tears; I can only try and imagine what he must have been feeling.

Slaid Cleaves from Austin, Texas opened, with splendid guitaring from Michael O’Connor. I’ve not heard either before tonight, but I’d recommend checking them out if they play anywhere near you: a fine noise, with yodelling even; country rock, country and folk with cheery lyrics that’ll put a smile on your face (why, even in the Canadian lumberjack folk song, only one person died: how cheerful do y’all want? :)
perlmonger: (anarchism)
2007-11-25 06:44 pm

an absence

I haven’t posted anything for weeks. This is largely because we’ve been going through hardware hell for most of that period, but that (please?) is pretty much over and dealt with now. I can’t be arsed to detail the many and varied things that have broken in quick succession (or, in some cases, simultaneously), but the computer-related aspects are in control even if the Thaab is still sitting outside with its alternator in the front passenger footwell and shared off bolts in the block, and we’re expecting the loss adjuster on Wednesday to look at the broken TV and totally wrecked amp and speakers.

Enough.

swanThis morning, we dragged ourselves away from trying to make up time on work that, you know, can actually be billed for to go to Slimbridge. This was a Good Idea: perfect late autumn weather, and - blessed be! - time away. We started with a cup of tea and slice of carrot cake, wandered with cameras for an hour or two, found [livejournal.com profile] ramtops an excellent hat in their shop, and headed home. Home via Makro, for cat fud (for one end) and large refill bottles of surface cleaner (for the consequences of t’other), but even that wasn’t too vile an experience.


I’ll leave you with a quotation from China Miéville, taken from An End to Hunger - I was reminded of it by a post in [livejournal.com profile] bas_lag.
Dear Kind Generous Person, Thank you so much for your Generous gift of half a cup of wet rice. Our Children will treasure every grain. And do please thank your Kind Organisers at An End To Hunger for organising their rich friends to throw rice at us - that is the advantage of employing Sweatshop labour and trade union busting. That way they can afford rice for us poor people. Whatever you do, do keep sitting back and not asking any questions of them, keep them happy, don’t agitate for any corporate taxes or grassroots control or anything like that which would threaten the large profits that allow them to buy us Cups of Rice. With humble love and thanks, The Hungry.

ETA dead tree version available in Looking for Jake and Other Stories, along with much other fine writing.
perlmonger: (kumu)
2007-11-05 06:21 pm
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An Antidote

As [livejournal.com profile] ramtops said, a thoroughly horrid day. That it could have been orders of magnitude worse is only a small consolation.

So.

After much poking at a long list, here are today’s list of my eight desert island albums, as inspired by [livejournal.com profile] oldbloke via [livejournal.com profile] blue_condition. The list will change in large part tomorrow, but that’s inevitable.

  • Captain Beefheart Trout Mask Replica As [livejournal.com profile] blue_condition said, it has to be in there doesn’t it?

  • Henry Cow In Praise of Learning It was a toss up between this and Unrest, but the splendid Living in the Heart of the Beast clenched it; that’s the piece of music that most often manifests spontaneously in the canyons of my mind these days.

  • Easy Star All-Stars Dub Side of the Moon It’s not often that reworkings of classic albums are in just about every way finer than the original, but that’s the case here. Lovely stuff.

  • The Planet Wilson Not Drowning But Waving The best band never to really come out of Hull, they were killed by Richard Branson (signed, first album with all the stuffing produced out of it did nothing). This is the indie label second album that captures at least some of the live energy from Hallam and Lou out of the Red Guitars, and Grant Ardis, one of the finest drummers I’ve heard to this day.

  • Philip Glass Songs From Liquid Days What’s not to like? Great music and lyrics performed and sung by great musicians and singers. Essential.

  • Frank Zappa Thing-Fish Picking a Zappa album ends up being pretty arbitrary, but this insanity is probably my favourite at the moment.

  • Gravity Fred Frith Proof, it were needed, that avant-garde guitar stylings can be fun and only as much hard work as the listener feels like devoting to them. Makes me smile.

  • Michelle Shocked Captain Swing This makes me smile too; a truly joyous collection of songs from one of the best things to have ever come out of East Texas. I need cheering up, damnit.

perlmonger: (pete)
2007-11-03 08:02 am
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Celebrate

Happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] ramtops! Because she was born today in a being born today sort of way, and was, is, and continues to be the best person I know.
perlmonger: (gorey)
2007-10-21 05:20 pm
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Atavism

I washed one of our Ikeal rag rugs today (one or several of our skunk-descended Tribe had used one corner of it as a urinal, and it was generally pretty filthy besides). Going at the thing in the bath with a scrubbing brush, I realised that I probably have some genetically embedded pattern for rag rug washing; certainly, the last time I did so, it was as a child and literally against rocks järven rannalla[¹], as it were.

There’s something strangely satisfying about whacking a rug, watching the soiled water running away like the promises of a politician.

[¹] on the lake shore, to save your looking it up, in the remote chance anyone is interested and can’t read Finnish
perlmonger: (bruichladdich)
2007-10-15 01:56 pm

Happy Birthday

A very happy birthday to [livejournal.com profile] easterbunny, but can she not start any hurricanes this time.
perlmonger: (badger)
2007-10-08 02:14 pm

So, what did you do on your 50th birthday, Pete?

Well, On Sunday morning [livejournal.com profile] ramtops and I split, chopped, weighed, bagged and froze half a cow we had collected from Steve Rawlings, just outside Telford, on Saturday. It was half a very small cow, even by Dexter standards, and fitted (just) into two freezer drawers. Should keep us going with cow parts for the next year or so.

Mac made us cheese scones for lunch, and I spent a fair chunk of the afternoon weeding the front garden - that my thighs are aching still from the squatting is a sign that I don’t do this often enough - while Mac continued with a cooking frenzy, boiling a gammon and making the Boy Oliver’s pork goulash with boiled potatoes and red cabbage for us tea. This was utterly splendid and recommended without reservation, and washed down with a celebratory bottle of Pelorus. The pork came from Ludlow Food Centre (we stopped there on our way home on Saturday) and was very good; the same couldn’t be said for the elderflower and lime cheesecake from the same source that we finished our meal with. Very ordinary, too sweet, and a general disappointment.

We ended the evening with Tampopo; I’ve not seen it for years (VHS, forsooth!), but it’s as beautifully observed and filmed as I remembered. I love the gangster’s final scene: yam sausage…

A good day.
perlmonger: (fnord)
2007-10-06 10:31 pm
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on a grassy knoll in Portugal

Given that Diana is dead (I’m sorry if that comes as a shock to you).

And further, if Maddie is the First Reincarnation of the Blesséd Diana.

The obvious, nay, unarguable conclusion to draw is that Prince Philip killed Maddie. And quite possibly with the same blunderbuss that he used in that Paris subway ten years ago.

What baffles me is that the Express hasn’t put the pieces together or, if they have, why they have thus far failed to spread it all over their front page? What’s going on?
perlmonger: (books)
2007-09-30 05:51 pm
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[baaa…] booklist

From [livejournal.com profile] peake, These are the top 106 books most often marked as “unread” by LibraryThing’s users (as of today). As usual, bold what you have read, italicise what you started but couldn’t finish, and strike through what you couldn’t stand. I’ve also underlined a few that I haven’t read, but that are on my current to-read list.

The numbers after each one are the number of LT users who used the tag of that book.

the list )

Seems odd that so many people are apparently unable to finish Neil Gaiman’s books - I’ll grant they they may not be to everyone’s taste, but I would have thought that anyone who made the attempt would be into fantasy of some sort, and could hardly fail to be captivated by his writing.
perlmonger: (books)
2007-09-30 05:10 pm

On Dundee, education and managerialism

Craig Murray gave his inaugural speech as rector of Dundee University on Wednesday, though you’ll not find anything of it on the University’s site. There’s Alan Langland’s introductory speech as VC and Principal, but nary a word from Murray.

The Scotsman has a report on the event which might indicate why, but for more context you would do best to read the actually speech, reproduced here below the cut. Hat tip to PJC, from whence I copied it (typos and all), who manages to stay on my read list by just balancing hyperbole and paranoia with a sufficiency of useful and interesting content and linkage.

Craig Murray's speech )