on a grassy knoll in Portugal

[perlmonger]

Given that Diana is dead (I’m sorry if that comes as a shock to you).

And further, if Maddie is the First Reincarnation of the Blesséd Diana.

The obvious, nay, unarguable conclusion to draw is that Prince Philip killed Maddie. And quite possibly with the same blunderbuss that he used in that Paris subway ten years ago.

What baffles me is that the Express hasn’t put the pieces together or, if they have, why they have thus far failed to spread it all over their front page? What’s going on?

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Pete, can I press upon you the *import* of writing a letter to the editor of that fine publication with *great haste* lest their readership remain in the dark regarding this *obvious* plutocratic conspiracy!