Steve Bell once again sums up what I'm thinking and feeling

Two Minutes Silence

(TotH to the Fiend for the link)

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Because the subject came up downstairs (we're having ¡'ossidge! tonight), I thought to add not stabbing sausages to my interests list. It turns out to be my fourth unique interest, along with (as I write) blunkett basting (which started out as a typo, but got kept. Obviously), boycotting nestlé (I've got the misspelling everyone else uses too) and the third programme.

There. That was exciting, wasn't it?