1. What is your favourite fruit?
Oranges. /not...
My favourite fruit is J, in the rhyming slang sense, obv, although that's more an answer to "who is your favourite fruit?" Anyway, she's a complete and utter costard! The costard of my eye. A pearmainent feature of my life. She tickles my ribs, and is my other half... in a way. She is absolutely pipping and my top of the pips. I would never take her on the costard with the hilt of my sword, or throw her into the malmsey butt in the next room (which we have not got), not even for remuneration.
Or my favourite fruit is damsons, if you want the straight-forward answer, because the fruit tastes almost as good as the scent of damson flowers in spring.
2. What is the last book you read?
I have not yet read my last book (I hope!). The latest was Lady Susan, by Jane Austen (yes, I have also seen and enjoyed the film).
3. Do you like any of your school photos?
I don't possess any of the few school photos ever taken of me. No, I didn't "like" any of them although the photo of my entire primary school class dressed up ridiculously in homemade red, white, and blue accessories for Liz R II's silver jubbly was at least lolarious. :D
4. Do you ever blowdry your armpits to get the deodorant to dry quicker?
No, is that rly a thing? With most commercially produced western European liquid deodorants the best way to make them both work and dry faster is to gently rub your arms backwards and forwards as if you were running (not chaffing yourself, obv). This works the same way as rubbing your hands in an air dryer, which is faster than merely blowing, or working in liquid hand moisturiser &c.
5. What was the last film you watched?
Can't remember the last feature length fiction, but the last "film" I watched was a USian "rockhound" looking for Ordovician fossils in Kentucky. He makes a lot of excited noises and refers to his finds as "big boy" &c and my friend says that without the visuals he'd sound like a pr0n actor, lol. I also watched over 2 hours of Time Team's latest 3 episode documentary "Digging for Disney"; and the Tim Traveller's 13 minute race to the top of Monaco, between our Tim walking up stairs and Matt Gray walking on the level and using public lifts:
In Monaco, Elevators Are A Form Of Public Transport. So We Raced Them.