from everyone...

When I was little, I wanted to be...
dead

At University/College, I studied...
Maths and Electronics, in theory; programming, beer and recreational pharmaceuticals in practice. Dropped out after two years because of too much of the latter and too little of the former (that, and the degree course being an unplanned and unholy mishmash between two departments that hated each other; it was abandoned after, I think, one more intake)

My first real job was as a...
unless you count summer bar work, it was as a programmer. I don't think I've been paid for doing anything else ever since, apart from writing an article once about... programming

I am currently working as a...
web developer with ramtops

I would secretly like to be...
Katayan