baaaa....

Aug. 23rd, 2005 01:53 pm
perlmonger: (pete)
Blame [livejournal.com profile] yonmei (FUCK!) and [livejournal.com profile] ramtops (BUGGER!), it seems that...
Your word is SHIT. You are laid back and relaxed,
and most people like you. You don't especially
want to stand out from the crowd, you are
pretty happy with your lot.


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[livejournal.com profile] hirez reminded me of antediluvian digital computingnesses. I thought of Baby's First Hack, time back way back.

I was at Hull University then; they ran an ICL 1904S with 192K words of 24-bit core. Apart from the odd weekend when they fired up GEORGE 4, the behemoth under the Brynmore Jones library ran GEORGE 3: no VM. Because of this, MOP[1] sessions were limited to loading programs of 2K words or less. MOPCORE limit it was called. Anything larger had to be submitted as a batch job.

There's not a lot you can do in 2K words. Certainly not run the Algol68R compiler.

However, you could run a few specially privileged interactive programs of significantly greater size. So, I wrote a little command script that loaded (but didn't run) one of those programs, then copied a little program loader into the registers (1900 computers addressed their registers as the first few words of memory, so you could run code written into them). Load a program of my choice into the (already authorised and allocated) memory; execute from its normal start address and... eventually I got caught by the ops, yes, running the Algol68R compiler online. They conceded that it was a nice hack, but banned me for a week anyhow.

Ahh... Them were the days. Kids now, got no idea.

[1] Multiple Online Programming, otherwise known as a Teletype KSR33 (or 43, if you were lucky).
perlmonger: (1984)
You too can end up on another file and be totally ignored by the European Commission by signing this petition against proposals to introduce impractical, invasive and utterly useless new data retention regulations for voice and data traffic carriers.

Points

Aug. 6th, 2005 07:31 pm
perlmonger: (pete)
1. Why do the politicians with principles and integrity die, and the lying bastard slimebags like Blair, Clarke and Blears survive? Proof positive, if it were needed, that there is no benevolent $DEITY watching over us.

2. Through the usual sort of semi-random LJ-Markoff-chain-reading-process I just came across the phrase: "Demographics do not create community". This should be branded into the forehead of every fuckwit politician and meeja "commentator" who feels tempted to talk about the "Muslim community" or such. There are communities that contain Muslims; there likely are communities consisting only of Muslims; there is no "Muslim Community", any more than there's a "Christian Community" or an "Anarcho-geek catslave Community".

3. I'm going downstairs now, to convert a wodge of Steve Rawlings' Dexter mince, a shallot, a chilli and some coriander leaf into burgers, to be consumed by [livejournal.com profile] ramtops and me shortly afterwards.

That's it.
perlmonger: (1984)
If yr in the UK, it's time to go ticky at pledgebank, or the cute kittie will get itme.

The refuse to apply for an ID card and pay £10 into a fighting fund pledge is up to 10876 signatures now, but just because it's met its target is no reason not to sign it if you haven't already done so.

OTOH, if you don't feel (for whatever reason) that you can refuse to apply for the thing yourself, you can pledge to pay £20 to the fighting fund in support iff 50,000 other people end up doing so too before 31st March next year. Sign the first one if your conscience and/or job allow it, though.

And another thing... You can express your opposition to biometric passports too, by pledging to renew yours on 15th August, which has the added advantage of giving you ten years without embedded biometric data even if the bastard things do start appearing after October.

Finally (for now, at least :) you can find a good use for that spare fiver in your pocket by pledging to pay £5 a month to help fund a UK organisation campaigning for digital rights - a sort of British EFF, if you like. More information about the idea is available, and if you agree with me that the balance between monopoly protection and users' rights has swung too far toward restriction and is (with encouragement from rights owners and governments) heading further the wrong way, then that £5/month would be well invested.
perlmonger: (pete)
Do the days of the week have colours? [livejournal.com profile] yonmei asks in a poll: what do you think?

If you have a clear feeling either way, go over there and add your voice.
perlmonger: (pete)
I don't usually do such, but (preaching to the choir) I've just read two blog posts that reaffirm why, Sturgeon's Law notwithstanding, I read blogs. So, from my blogroll:

1. The essential On the Commons on art, advertisement and public space. [[livejournal.com profile] onthecommons ]

2. The wonderful I Blame the Patriarchy on Austin tacos and (reblogging) how to be a feminist man. [[livejournal.com profile] blamepatriarchy ]
perlmonger: (planet)
For those of you who don't read him, here are links to [livejournal.com profile] bradhicks's rather depressing, but very plausible, analysis of the US/NASA space programme post-Apollo.

Well worth a read if you're at all interested in the subject.

Parts one, two, three.

orthogonal

Jul. 16th, 2005 06:33 pm
perlmonger: (excited)
Because the subject came up downstairs (we're having ¡'ossidge! tonight), I thought to add not stabbing sausages to my interests list. It turns out to be my fourth unique interest, along with (as I write) blunkett basting (which started out as a typo, but got kept. Obviously), boycotting nestlé (I've got the misspelling everyone else uses too) and the third programme.

There. That was exciting, wasn't it?
perlmonger: (job)
So. We're back, after a flying visit to potential clients in Forn Parts.

we're off to sunny Spain )
perlmonger: (1984)
Well, that's the ID card bill passed then (I won't bother holding my breath for an explanation of how the things would have stopped one single "incident" in London though).

five days

Jul. 5th, 2005 12:28 pm
perlmonger: (lunch)
Prompted by a dying scream, I've just watched Lilith toss, behead and consume (most of) a mouse. The crunch of tiny bones; the blood stains on the carpet... Its few remains are now interred in a bag awaiting final disposal along with the mouse (entire, decaying) that I extracted from under our bed after it made its presence known one morning and the rat and the frog from the living room floor. The dead toad on the patio I've left there though, at least for now.

Not a bad tally for the last five days. I thought the corpse count had been low this year; they've clearly just been waiting for Solstice to pass.
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golden-eyed judgement
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“How he hated that small Asian face, those clean good looks. He had never known anyone—man, woman or animal—who was so attractive and yet so evil.”
[Miguel Rosas in Across Realtime]

Sometimes, when re-reading a book, a passage leaps out and grabs you by the metaphorical throat in a way that, other than by some nightmare precognition, it couldn't have first time round.

That happened to me last night. This morning I was compelled to go back and add a caption to this photo on my flickr account…

perlmonger: (Default)
...in a coming around again sort of way. Via [livejournal.com profile] fluffcthulhu on this occasion, still waiting for the Stars to be Right, a variant from [livejournal.com profile] ouwiyaru on [livejournal.com profile] ixwin's interests meme.

snickety snick )
perlmonger: (pete)
On the apo'strophe que'stion mentioned by [livejournal.com profile] ramtops, here ('since it didnt get po'sted) i's my re'sponse to the BBC.
Speech, writing and signing are distinct modes of expression; just because they have an overlap of (for want of a better word) vocabulary does not mean that they are homeomorphic.

Written language, in particular, requires clear punctuation to clarify meaning as it lacks the richness of nuance of either speech or signing. A linguist, of all people, should be aware of this.

'So there.
perlmonger: (bleurgh)
I discovered yesterday that IE/Mac copes not at all with javascript resources encoded as UTF-8+BOM; it encounters the BOM, thinks "you're havin' a larf" and buggers off back to its grave in Redmond. No warnings or errors; it just ignores the file altogether.

browser stats )

tick

Jun. 16th, 2005 09:48 pm
perlmonger: (Default)

tick
Originally uploaded by perlmonger.
distended with blood, and flipped over onto its back on a book (sorry [livejournal.com profile] ianmcdonald, but it's what I'm reading and it was handy); it detached itself from Iggy, having presumably had its fill, only to end up splatted on the patio steps, next to the gobbets of the local population of exploded molluscs.

sigh...

Jun. 12th, 2005 11:55 am
perlmonger: (lunch)

sigh...
Originally uploaded by perlmonger.
I was cleaning the cathair and grit from my mouse innards when [livejournal.com profile] ramtops offered me her USB optical rodent, as the Apple mouse will do her fine on the very rare occasions she doesn't use her artpad.

So. Time to venture under my desk for cable surgery.

This is what I found lurking in the far corner... For reference, the pillar is ¾" in diameter. Sorry about the blurredness; the Pro90's autofocus doesn't in low light (and neither does its LCD viewfinder), so this is the best of a bunch of full manual shots, prefocussed in relative daylight, pointed through the cable-strewn gap behind my computer, and with the flash partially blocked by my fingers else the image was overexposed.

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