badger

ramtops and I went into town today, for Bristol Open Doors when the soiled masses can wander gawping around various houses, chapels, RAC control centres and likewise stuff.

'twas fun, including accidentally spending £72 on DVDs and CDs in a Bristol Open Music Store, but we had to note the cage by the exit barriers in the Trenchard Street multistorey: it contained a chair and an upside down bicycle. We weren't certain which of these was the source of extreme danger justifying the iron bars, but suspect it was the bicycle - the chair was only there for training purposes along with the (currently missing or hidden) whip.

Dangerous things, feral bicycles.

Of course, the approved method of control would be to use both the chair and a fully grown male Bengal cat. That would show the bicycle who's boss. Also, once the bicycle was properly broken in, the cat could ride it if only its legs weren't too short... It would have to employ badgers as bicycle riders but, as badgers' legs are even shorter than cats', badgers with limbs extended surgically with Chinese steel rods so they could reach the pedals.

I'm going to bed now, and you can't stop me.