I never! You can't prove it!

[perlmonger]

From syllopsium, with notes...


(_) i've never been drunk
(_) i've never smoked pot
(_) i've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) i've never kissed a member of the same sex
(x) i've never crashed a friend's car
(x) i've never been to japan
(_) i've never rode in a taxi
(x) i've never had anal sex
(_) i've never been in love
(_) i've never had sex
(_) i've never had sex in public
(_) i've never been dumped
(_) i've never shoplifted
(_) i've never been fired
(1) i've never been in a fist fight
(_) i've never had a threesome
(x) i've never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) i've never been tied up (sexually) (unfortunately)
(_) i've never been caught masturbating
(_) i've never pissed on myself
(2) i've never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) i've never been arrested
(x) i've never made out with a stranger
(_) i've never stole something from my job
(x) i've never celebrated new years in trafalgar square
(x) i've never been on a blind date
(_) i've never lied to a friend (well... never severly lied)
(3) i've never had a crush on a teacher
(x) i've never celebrated mardi gras in new orleans
(_) i've never been to europe
(_) i've never skipped school
(4) i've never slept with a co-worker
(x) i've never been to south america
(_) i've never liked onions
(_) i've never done mushrooms
(5) i've never had sex on a beach
(_) i've never had sex with someone the first day i met them
(_) i've never been on stage
(_) i've never been on a plane

1. I'm not sure having the shit kicked out of me counts here
2. Define "sex" ;)
3. Does it count if it happened in Junior School?
4. Given my only cow-orker these days is ramtops, I think I can safely say that I have :)
5. I really can't remember; certainly sexual activities of one sort or another occured in or around the edge of lake Höytiäinen one summer long ago, but whether that actually included "sex" (and see point 2. above) actually on the beach I'm not sure.

Comments

[syllopsium.livejournal.com]

coo.. everyone is reading my journal then. I was hoping it wasnt TMI but I guess we're all open minded. You might want to remove '(unfortunately)' from the list though if it doesnt apply..

Of course a crush counts if it happened in Junior School! It was quite funny in Senior school seeing the same teacher having crushes by subsequent years (well, an all boys school - so the teachers were the only women there)..