Just so it's clear

[perlmonger]

Prompted by the scarily missing option in captainblue's poll, I ask:
[Poll #404798]

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I learn from 'history'

[syllopsium.livejournal.com]

Given that the choice of Paris for Aphrodite caused the Trojan war, there are two lessons to be learnt:

1) Dont choose any of them
2) If you must choose one, choose the one with the smallest stick..